I <3 You...Nice Person!!!

Reasons why I do not like children*:

1. Children are manipulative.
2. Children are brats whose needs are never met.
3. Children create mess which they expect you to clean up after them.
4. Children make you watch Nickelodeon and Disney Channel all day.
5. Children are attention whores that make you regress being 5 years old again.
   
6. Children are hardwired to suck the living day lights out of you.

After 4 days of replacing my rooms scent with her odor, my obnoxious 11 years old cousin who throws huge tantrums and whose adopted and doesn't know it yet finally left my house to return to her parents who don't realize how tormented they are by her or how much they are raising her to torment other people. I soon discover, while trying to reclaim my room, that my desk, office supplies, sewing materials, and makeup are all in disarray. The furniture has also been moved.

I am not OCD.

In one of the few places in my room left in order, I found two index cards with notes on them. They read something like, "I had the most fun ever this week...You feel like a mother to me." I read them and can't even muster an "awe, how nice" because I know none of this is true at all. The whole week was filled with attitude, stomping, and making faces and insults at people. The icing on the cake had got to be on the second card with the post script with words and phrases such as "I <3 you", "nice person", and "loved." Well, all I have to say about it is "Bullshit Mama".

So, that's a pretty sore topic for me. Luckily, I have a panacea for moments these. I recently discovered this on YouTube. It's a response to Chris Crocker's video on the highly controversial topic on Pubic Hair and whether or not it has a place on the human body. The guy featured in this video agrees with the infamous Chris Crocker and brings up some pretty good arguements I think.
Pubes: should they stay or go? You decide.

I'll have more to share later.

*insert "most"